Stan Dragoti

After a corruption scandal nearly ends the Texas State Armadillos football program, the coach must put together a new team. For the position of quarterback Coach Gennaro recruits Paul Blake, a 34-year-old former high school star turned farmer. Blake still has the arm, but can he score with a team that includes a samurai lineman, a butterfingered receiver, and a Samoan strongman with eyes for the placekicker?

"Jack and Caroline Butler are perfectly happy with their roles in life . . . until a layoff makes him a househusband and her a working wife. And while she wrangles the charts, graphs and an all-too-eager-to-be-wrangled boos, he has to contend with their hyper kids, a ravenous vacuum cleaner, an angry washing machine and an oversexed neighbor. From late nights in the boardroom to lonely nights in the bedroom, the biggest challenge for both Jack and...

Love at First Bite: This vampire spoof has Count Dracula moving to New York to find his Bride, after being forced to move out of his Transylvanian castle. Once Bitten: A vampire Countess needs to drink the blood of a virgin in order to keep her eternal beauty. It seems that all is hopeless, until she bumps into Mark Kendall.